You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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