so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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