Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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