he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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