Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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