Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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