I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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