I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You made out with two different species that night
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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