the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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