This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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