I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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