This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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