As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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