I murdered the dance floor call the cops
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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