I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
