please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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