I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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