we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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