We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
