imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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