i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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