so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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