Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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