We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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