so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
