Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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