i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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