Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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