so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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