its not stalking. its research.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I love you. Go after that dick
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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