I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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