North Korea, Best Korea!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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