If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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