Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
ok first of all what the fuck
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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