totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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