At least make sure they are 18
Why
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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