Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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