And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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