Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
