So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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