its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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