My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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