My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Randomize
