There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize