Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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