I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Randomize
