He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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