do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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