brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
and you said cock pushups were impossible
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I need water and some morals
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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