Im at strip club and am horny
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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