How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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