I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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