You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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