New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
