Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Every concussion has its silver lining
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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