I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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