that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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