she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you would pick up someone in the library
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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